I am SOFA king Read Todd Did...

sooo tireeeed!!
sooo sleepyyyy
must work more
more hours
more office
more phone calls in the middle of the night
vince wants a grilled cheese sandwich
lia wants to move her massage appointment... again...
the playboy bunny... who invited HER? she needs a bra! get the WOMAN A BRA FOR GOD's SAKE!
some santa margherita please... more please.
pretty pretty pink toes... so pretty!!!


I saw a dead bird today, wait... I don't know what it was... it was a dead animal on the road... I gave up going out on Tuesday night because I WAS EXHAUSTED.. how do you spell exhausted?
Super Nova? somethinnng like daaaaaaaat...
the ship and dips was WAAAY better than teh crue... but I like the crue, girls alwyas like the bad boys, the bad, dirty, funny, drunken boys.. no body wnts to be with the barenaked ladies, well... no body with respect for the body that is ROCK AND ROLL!

ROCK ON... but quietly, cuz Gigi is sleeping....

Que ridiculo eres... te vas a quedar ahi? Sin decir nada???? simplemente sperando que yo diga algo? que yo lo resuelva todo? ... no es por nada, pero no puede caerte de "sorpresa"... como es posible, que despues de decirlo tanto, despues de insisitir que no, que no y que no. Te sorprendas. La gente me irrita... tu me irritas. Crees que todos deven arrodillarse ante ti. Crees que me compras con dinero, apellidos, viajes, disparates... cuantas veces te he dicho, te he demostrado que esas cosas a mi no me impresionan... porque insistes? no ves? no ves como me escondo de la gente? no ves lo poco que me agradan sus aclamos, los 'piropos'? no ves lo mucho que odio cuando me pones en el medio del piso y me tratas como todo un trofeo?
Tus palabras de 'amor' son solo un showcase para 'marcar tu territorio'
otro monumento, para el gran Napoleon!
How long before you start 'clapping' at me??? how long before your demands make it all the way to the QUEEN?
what makes you think that I need you? what makes you think you can demand anything from me?
Nothing compares to the joys you bring to my life, but that is not to say that my life without you would be joy-less... you should be aware of my inate ability to find joy even in the darkest places. So get off your high horse, and choose... a life without fanfare, without servants, without bru ha ha... with me... or start looking for a new Empress... my darling.